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Holy Crap

2006-11-27T09:29:00.000-08:00

So it's been about ten years since I updated this. Well not really...more like 3 months. But whatever...

Life has been kinda crazy these last couple of months, I turned 22, I'm writing my thesis for graduation, Dan and I moved in together, the American public woke the fuck up and elected some good peoples to Congress.

The move was insane, 4 cars, 3 members of my family, 2 apartments, 1 day, 0 Dans (and a bunch of help from Shaughn and Ashley) and now Dan and I are living in sin. Upsides? He does the laundry, removes all the pincher bugs (gently!), owns every piece of electronics known to mankind, and does the dishes. Downsides? He has the tendency to leave his dirty drawers in the bathroom, wants to listen NPR when he goes to sleep (seriously, who can fall asleep when the news is on?), and denys food in anything but sandwich form exists. I suppose you have to take the bad with the good...and then there is that whole sex whenever you want it with no interruptions thing. So thats pretty great. I think we come out ahead in the end.

My thesis is going really well, I'm about half way down but I'm moving right along. My adviser goes through his crazy spells, but its actually been a really good experience. I'm glad I get to see what this is all about before I have to do the real thing for my PhD.

So far, I've applied to NYU, Columbia, UPenn, Brown, UMD, GW, George Mason, American, and UMBC for grad school. All decent programs, some better than others. My front runner is still UMD. I love this area and I don't want to move again. UMD has a fantastic program. I went up to see NYU, which is in a great part of the city and had a wonderful time. I'm just not sure NYC is the place I wanna spend the next 5 years of my life. Thankfully, I don't have to make any big decisions yet.

Let me pimp my dorky newest obsession: www.fantasycongress.org Its a fantasy league, for Congress. Not too much going on 'til the new session starts in Jan.

Speaking of Jan, I will be in India. Dan, Luke, Dan's friend Mary, and I are flying over for Dan's friend Joe's wedding celebration. We will be there for about 3 weeks, hanging out in Goa for New Years, in Bombay for the wedding, then heading up north to Agra and Dehli. Overall, it should be a blast.

I'm going to try to update more, since I've been slacking. I have this whole thing called a "life"

Feminism

2006-08-15T10:24:00.000-07:00

I read this and this and it got me thinking about what feminism really is. See, I love to read fringe writings. I mean fringe in the nicest way possible, some “fringe” writers are wacked out lunatics (see: Ann Coulter), but some have amazing ideas and perspectives (see: Inga Musico). Either way, they make me think.

I read Pat Robertson, Inga Musico, James Dobson, Bill O’Reilly, Simon de Beauvoir, Sensible Mom, Marx, and about a million others.

You can’t learn to see the world outside of your own, narrow, perspective without visualizing it from the point of view of someone else.

So, anyway, I read those two posts and I vehemently disagree with the major point. Feminism isn’t something you can stuff into a tiny box and declare “THIS IS FEMINISM.” It is much, much more liquid than that. Even among generally acknowledged “feminists” there is major disagreement.

In the first link, the author makes a list of all things feminists “should” and “shouldn’t” do/support/whatever. Here is my problem with that. As a feminist, not only do I not what to be told what to do/believe/idealize/fuck by men, I also don’t want to be told by women. Being oppressed by a woman is just a bad as being oppressed by a man (except she probably has a nicer rack).

Don’t say someone can’t be a feminist because they don’t believe in “being a lesbian or being celibate if you aren’t.” Feminism shouldn’t be about denying your own desires. I want to fuck a man. I like having sex with men. I also like have sex with women. I’m not cutting off my nose to spite my face. It’s also not about “not having children.” If everyone had that philosophy, you wouldn’t be here. It isn’t about “not shaving.” I like having smooth legs and arm pits. I’m not doing it to please the world; I’m doing it to please myself. I like wearing makeup and high heels. Why should I stop?

I’m sure someone will read this and respond either a) the only reason I like x, y, and z is because I’m brainwashed to do so or b) that one might like doing a lot of things (like playing in traffic) but that doesn’t make it good for you. Perhaps you are right, perhaps I’m so feeble and weak that I can’t decide what’s good for me, so someone else should.

Feminism, like liberalism, is about allowing people to do what they choose. Not restricting those choices to fit some arbitrary mold. Women shouldn’t be “paid the same as men,” everyone should be compensated equally. If you continue to define the goals of feminism by men, then nothing will change.

Ironically, the best explanation of feminism I have ever heard came from Family Guy.

Peter Griffin: Gloria, this is my life partner, Lois.

Lois Griffin; I'm his wife.

Gloria Ironbachs: His "wife." Yes.

Gloria Ironbachs: Peter tells me you don't have a career of your own.

Lois Griffin: No.

Lois Griffin: Life outside my kitchen is so bright and scary.

Lois Griffin: I'm just here because you caught me between pregnancies.

Gloria Ironbachs: I'm sorry you're so hostile toward someone who's fighting so a woman like you can become more than just a housewife.

Lois Griffin: Oh, just a housewife?

Lois Griffin: Look, I'm all for equality but if you ask me, feminism is about choice.

Lois Griffin: I choose to be a wife and mother.

Lois Griffin: And now I'm choosing to end this conversation.

Me too.

Turning French Lit into War Propaganda

2006-08-15T08:32:00.000-07:00

Since I doubt our President’s reading comprehension level is beyond R.L. Stine, I’m rather surprised he’s claiming to be reading Camus’s “The Stranger.”

I don’t think Bush is planning on reading this because he is going to relish in the contorted philosophical ideals Camus discusses, more probably because it involves killing an Arab.

A shocking update.

2006-08-08T11:19:00.000-07:00

Dan and I have rented an apartment. Together. Then we picked out a silverware pattern (from Ikea for $2.99. I love fucking Ikea). I think if we are going to continue like this we need a nickname…like TomKat or Brangelina. Dolly? Man? Fuck.

Boredom continued...

2006-08-04T09:55:00.000-07:00

You Are a Chimera You are very outgoing and well connected to many people.
Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others.
You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others.
You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions.

Try it yourself.

The test continued...

2006-08-04T09:49:00.000-07:00

Dan: the funny thing is bob doesn't exist
Dan: so i guess no one is important to me.
Me: ouch
Me: so you're a monkey pee drinker with no friends?
Dan: yes
Me: i would imagine most monkey pee drinkers are lacking in friends
Me: i mean, it would be hard to go say, out to the bar with one
Dan: yeah
Dan: it is.
Me: Friend 1: I'll have a Sam Adams
Me: Friend 2: I'll have a Harp
Me: You: I'll have some monkey pee
Me: Server: You want a Miller Lite?

Something nifty

2006-08-04T09:48:00.000-07:00

Keep your nosey boss at bay...

A test...

2006-08-04T09:38:00.000-07:00

o I don't have shit to do at work, and even if I did, the boss is out of town so who cares...

Instead I take this test that the co-worker I fondle forwarded me.

Psychoanalyze Yourself

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with? -Dan

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? –A doe

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? –Eye contact

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size? –Medium sized

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? -No

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table. –Chairs around, flowers on

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of? -Plastic

8. What do you do with the cup? –Throw away

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it? –A lake

10. How will you cross the water? -Swim

Answers below the fold...

This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

Basically, Dan is the most important person in my life (#1) and he is disposable yet durable (#7) but I'm going to throw him away (#8). (In my house, we recycle plastic cups. Because we are broke. Maybe that means when I make lots of money I will throw Dan away? Since I'll never makes lots of money, I guess it won't be an issues)

My problems range in size "from 40 to 60 kg (90 to 130 pounds)" but can be as large as "75 or 80 kg (165 to 175 pounds)" (I was thinking of a whitetailed deer, not say a pudu.) (#2) and I guess I deal with them pretty evenly (#3) because what else would eye contact be? (Unless you are staring down a langur , then it is considered aggression) And I have a medium sized desire to resolve my problems. (That or I just don't want to live in a huge house, which you have to clean and take care of and pay the electric bill for. Plus it is in the woods, so I don't want to haul furniture for a huge house up a damn mountain)

I have an open personality (#5).

I have a lake-sized sexual desire (#9) (it better be Lake Tangyanika) and its damn important to me (#10)

Obviously, I need something else to do...

Edit: I'm an idoit but according to #6 I'm a generally happy idoit.

Not Too Bright

2006-08-02T13:03:00.000-07:00

Someone please explain to me how this fucktard did not know “tar baby” was a racist comment? Was he out in the barn, tearing up the hay with the nurse maid Sally, while the whole Tony Snowe tar baby incident was being regurgitated repeatedly by Nancy Grace?

Update, finally

2006-08-02T08:45:00.000-07:00

I know it has been ten forevers since I have written a good update. My job has seriously been raping me for time the last month or so. I haven’t gotten shit done.

So whats new in my life?

I started my new job (back in May) at a law firm in DC. The work has been super interesting but the boss is a misogynist asshole. I love the girls I work with. I got the job thru the Dan’s roommate, she also works here. The building is this sweet, converted townhouse off of Dupont Circle. There is another firm on the first floor, that does mostly tax and estate stuff. But they bring there dogs to work and they have happy hour every day at 5. Goes to show ya that lawyers can have a good time.

Dan and I are planning a trip to India in Jan. We are going to go for like 3 weeks, along with my brother and Dan’s friend Mary. Should be a sweet time. All I know is I was promised an elephant ride. That’s basically the reason I’m going. Well that and the Taj.

Random thought: Why do I keep killing plants? Seriously, other living things shouldn’t depend on me. Even under a skylight and with someone else in charge of watering, the plant is still dying. Perhaps its lost its will to live….the boss could have that effect on you.

Dan is moving. Erin had surgery, and with minor complications, she will be ok. My dad moved in with his woman and they are getting married in Sept. Luke is starting college in the fall. Holy shit I’m old.

Anyway, in a funnier, less serious trail of though, I was emailing with a friend of mine who does network security for his company. Apparently he kept getting this notification that someone on the network was looking at “Porn.” When he checks the IP address, he realizes its his computer. He realizes that my blog is the reason for this. I love it. Computer systems need a warning system for me, biotch.

I promise to update more. If my boss doesn’t suck out my soul…

Giddy!

2006-07-31T15:26:00.000-07:00

I had the best weekend.

Fri, Dan made lasagna.

Sat, we had awesome sex.

Sat, we had a fantastic date.

Sun, we went to the zoo.

Plus we started planning to our trip to INDIA!!

What Superhero Are You?

2006-06-27T14:50:00.000-07:00

You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man		90%
Iron Man		80%
The Flash		75%
Hulk		65%
Green Lantern		65%
Catwoman		60%
Wonder Woman		55%
Superman		55%
Supergirl		50%
Robin		45%
Batman		45%

You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

Leave me alone. I have a broken foot.

I Heart Murtha

2006-06-19T10:49:00.000-07:00

From Meet The Press...

MURTHA: He's in New Hampshire. He's making a political speech. He’s sitting in his air-conditioned office on his big, fat backside-saying stay the course. That’s not a plan! We've got to change direction. You can't sit there in the air-conditioned office and tell troops carrying seventy pounds on their backs, inside these armored vessels-hit with IED's every day-seeing their friends blown up-their buddies blown up-and he says stay the course? Easy to say that from Washington, DC.

Sleep Positions

2006-06-17T22:48:00.000-07:00

Sleep Position

Pinching Koala and Tree Traits and Tendencies	Pinching Koala and Tree couples experience a kind of super symbiosis that other sorts of couples (especially vegan couples) only dream of. The harmony that comes from this kind of pairing would be revolting if it weren’t so inspirational, which is why Pinching Koalas and Trees are often surrounded by friends and would-be friends, and their schedules are often booked months in advance.
Comfort Zone	Pinching Koala and Tree is one of the Wind sleepers poses. Other Wind poses you might explore include Softserve Swirl and Fireman's Carry.
Note	Koalas make for excellent lawyers and flea market bargainers, thanks to their characteristic tenaciousness.

Which is how Dan and I usually sleep.

Odd.

Olbermann Verbally Beats O’Reilly In The Nuts With A Spiked Club.

2006-06-02T11:19:00.000-07:00

O’Reilly made a huge fuck up on his show, basically screwing up a history lesson a monkey with some flashcards could have taught. That isn’t unusual.

Then Olbermann berates him so badly that I went cowering into a corner.

Here are some of the great excerpts:

“Abraham Lincoln did not shoot John Wilkes Booth. Titanic did not sink a north Atlantic iceberg. And FOX News is neither fair nor balanced. These are facts intelligible to all adults, most children, and some of your more discerning domesticated animals. But not, as the third story on the COUNTDOWN prove yet again, not to Bill-O.”

Why is claiming that an adult is dumbed than a dog still funny after 2^nd grade? I have no idea, but Olbermann pulls it off like no other.

“The guilty pleasure offered by the existence of Bill O‘Reilly is simple but understandable, 99 times out of 100, when we belly up to the Bill-O bar of bluster, nearly every time we partake of the movable falafel feast he serves us nothing but comedy, farce, slapstick, unconscious self-mutilation, the Sideshow Bob of commentators forever stepping on the same rake, forever muttering the same grunted, inarticulate surrender, forever resuming the circle that will take him back to the same rake. The Sisyphus of morons, if you will. But this is the 100^th time out of 100.”

The Sideshow Bob of commentators? The Sisyphus of morons? Look out Shakespeare…

“Clark is a retired four-star general, was for four years supreme allied commander of NATO in Europe. First in his class at West Point, wounded in Vietnam, earned the Bronze star, the Silver Star and has streets named for him in Alabama and in Kosovo. Therefore, naturally O‘Reilly knows much more about the military than General Clark does.”

Is it just me or does Olbermann have anger management issues? I feel like next he’s going to throw a chair at the camera and that big bald guy from the Jerry Springer show is going to show up and put him in a headlock.

“When you are that wrong, when you are defending Nazi war criminals and pinning their crimes on Americans and you get caught doing so twice, you‘re supposed to say I‘m sorry, I was wrong, and then you‘re supposed to shut up for a long time.”

If I had a magic genie, that’s the first thing I would wish for.

You really should watch the Countdown clip. The smack down is hardly down justice in the transcripts.

Explain Something To Me

2006-06-02T09:42:00.000-07:00

According to this article, Kos (who authors the blog DailyKos.com) is bad for the Democratic Party. I suppose that fact can be debated but what is really bothering me is this particular remark:

He claims that his blog receives over a million hits a day, but I contest that figure. If you check the Daily Kos's hit meter, the numbers have been steadily going down since October. It appears that now the site gets somewhere between a third and half of what they say it gets. Could the Daily Kos possibly be making false advertising claims?

Now according to the stat counter the author links to, here is Kos’s hit counter:

Am I retarded or does that say Kos’s May 2006 visits were somewhere around 15,000,000?

I’ll concede that his visits have dropped since October, although now where near the third and half of what they say it gets that the author claims.

Let’s try some math…

According to Wiki,

One million (1,000,000), or one thousand thousand, is the natural number following 999,999 and preceding 1,000,001.

Now, I’m not what you would call a “math” person, but if I am reading this graph correctly, the “one million” hits a day mark is…well not to be found. Apparently it is too low to warrant its own notch.

Now let’s try to knock out some basic division. According to my handy dandy calculator, one third of one million is 333,333. Another number that is too tiny to garner a notation on the graph. One half of one million is 500,000 and that also is too lowly.

Is this author incompetent? Or am I missing the satire in the article?

Let it be the latter.

Irony

2006-05-24T12:01:00.000-07:00

Ted Nugent was on Hardball like a year ago. He claims, during the interview, that REM and the Beastie Boys are “a laugh…pathetic...a joke” He then claims that Green Day is “all about mascara” and they are “punks on dope.”

This coming from Ted Nugent?

That is the definition of irony people.

Random Diatribe

2006-05-24T10:10:00.000-07:00

Random Diatribe

1. This site is great. Seriously? Emails from Jesus. What more do you need in life?

2. Whoever invented pleather should be thrown in the Hague for crimes against humanity.

3. Dixie Chicks 1 Bill O’Reilly 0

4. A couple of weeks ago, one of my best friends was stranded at physical therapy because she has difficulties with reading comprehension and bus schedules. She calls me to pick her up but I’m at work. However the Dan is heading her direction, so I call him and he rescues her. When she gets in the car, she begins to thank him profusely. He shrugs it off and says that thanking him is an insult because this is what friends do (it’s a desi thing). So she, to thank him, buys him a cake that says “I’m not thanking you.” It was damn good cake.

5. Dinner tonight with two cousins, one cousin’s girlfriend, and a partridge in a pear tree (aka Dan).

6. Quaker Chewy granola bars are the shit.

7. Progressive has a commercial out with this dude singing at the Miss Antarctica Pageant. There are penguins. One of the penguins is named “Sparky.” That makes this the best commercial ever to grace a television screen.

Graduation

2006-05-23T09:34:00.000-07:00

The NSA is already tapping her phones...

I agree with Rohe entirely. It’s a goddamn graduation, McCain. Talk about the future, promise, hope. Don’t feebly try to justify your own actions over the last few years. These students have paid a lot of money, devoted a lot of time, and they deserve to have a commencement speaker that they want.

See her on the Countdown.

Now that is civil discourse bitches!

Shocker.

2006-05-09T08:42:00.000-07:00

Klein Sexual Orientation Grid

I scored an average of 2.86

Heterosexual

Bisexual

Homosexual

Meaning

This result can also be related to the Kinsey Scale:

0 = exclusively heterosexual
1 = predominantly heterosexual, incidentally homosexual
2 = predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 = equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 = predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 = predominantly homosexual, incidentally heterosexual
6 = exclusively homosexual

Summary

The idea of this excercise is to understand exactly how dynamic a person's sexual orientation can be, as well as how fluid it can be over a person's lifespan. While a person's number of actual homo/heterosexual encounters may be easy to categorize, their actual orientation may be completely different. Simple labels like "homosexual", "heterosexual", and "bisexual" need not be the only three options available to us.

Take the quiz

SGA Wednesday

2006-05-05T07:48:00.000-07:00

SGA Wednesday

If you guys have any fun suggestions for acronyms for SGA, let me know. All I can come up with is Sucks Giant Ass.

I don’t really want to get into a lot of the actual shit that goes on, because it’s boring. Instead I want to poke fun at the absurdity of the whole process.

First, dear Herr Ann Coulterness (aka Mz. Prez.)

Please for the love of God wash your feet. Black is not a normal shade for a sole. Also, those pants make your ass look huge. And you don’t even have a huge ass. Is that even possible?

XOXO

Secondly, the only person who thinks parliamentary procedure is not a pompous joke is that kid who hasn’t owned a pair of jeans since elementary school. Look people, this shit is a huge waste of fucking time. Why are we spending hours learning this garbage? Shouldn’t we be spending it, I don’t know, actually doing work? Or at least cutting out early to watch hockey? (Go Sabers!!)

One more thing, whomever designed the table and chair set up for Wed night should be dropped in the Everglades and people should take bets on whether the sharks or the alligators get to them first. Seriously, how am I supposed to spend my night writing this entry if I’m sitting on the lap of the legislator from Letters and Sciences (aka undecided majors)? Those people have no sense of humor. I guess being 24 years old and changing majors 945495 times and still being a sophomore would make you bitter.

An Excerpt.

2006-05-02T13:25:00.000-07:00

An except from a paper I am writing:

There are multiple verses used to condemn homosexuality and thus gay marriage. From the Old Testament, there are four major verses: Genesis 1:28, Genesis 19, Leviticus 18:22, and Leviticus 20:13. Genesis 1:28 states: “And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply…” Conservative Christians claim that because homosexuals cannot have children, they cannot “be fruitful and multiply.” Liberals argue that this verse indicates spreading Christ’s message. Genesis 19 is the story of Sodom and Gomorra. Conservatives argue that the when the crowd demanding Lot hand over the angles so they can “know” him, they wanted to rape the angles. Other Christians argue that this translation is incorrect and that “know” simply means they wanted to interrogate the angles. Leviticus 18:22 says: “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” The conservative belief is this verse states that a man should not lie with a man like he does a woman. A more liberal opinion is that this verse is incorrectly translated from the Hebrew and that it is really talking about ritual male homosexual sex that was preformed by the Egyptians . Finally, Leviticus 20:13 states: “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.” As before, conservatives view this as a clear indication of God’s condemnation of homosexual sex. Again, liberals argue that the original Hebrew indicates something else. Here, they say it is referring to homosexual prostitution.

From the New Testament, there are three commonly used verses: Romans 1:26-27, I Corinthians 6:9, and I Timothy 1:9-10. Romans 1:26-27 states: “For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.” Conservatives argue this passage is straightforward and clear. Liberals have a variety of explanations. The first is that Romans was written by Paul, and that this is Paul’s opinion, not God’s. They also argue that this verse could refer to the Roman practice of encouraged bisexuality which, since most people are heterosexual, would be unnatrual . I Corinthians 6:9 says: “Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind.” The focus here is on the last two classifications. Conservative interpreters see “effeminates” as gay men and “abusers…” as homosexuals. Liberal Christians see this as perhaps another example of Paul’s opinion. Also, they question the translations, believing that “effeminate” could refer to male prostitutes. Finally, I Timothy 1:9-10 states: “…that the law is not made for a righteous man …for whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind…” Conservatives view this as another condemnation by Paul of homosexuality. Liberals question the translation of “whoremonger” and interpret it as meaning “pervert,” not gay .

10 Things.

2006-05-02T09:12:00.000-07:00

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Me

1. My middle name is misspelled. I told you my mom was a fuck up. It’s Rene, but without the accent or the extra “E” its pronounced Ren. Like from Ren and Stimpy.

2. Garbage disposals scare me.

3. Text messaging is my second favorite activity on the planet. (If you can’t guess the first, then you really don’t know me at all).

4. I get up to pee in the middle of a scary movie because I’m scared. SO DON’T PAUSE IT DAMMIT!! LEAVE ME AND MY PRIDE ALONE!!

5. I hate fruit flavored ice cream.

6. I hate anal sex. This was a somewhat recent discovery.

7. My brother and I will fight until one of us ends up in the hospital if no one stops us. But it is all in good fun.

8. I visit cuteoverload.com like its my job.

9. I can identify just about every breed of cattle.

10. I have made stew out of squirrel. That I caught myself. And it wasn’t that bad.

I wanna be pink.

2006-04-25T09:06:00.000-07:00

Heh heh heh.

I love when mother nature gives the neocons a big "fuck you."

LUGS are like Ugs

2006-04-25T09:03:00.000-07:00

That’s my girl. Well, not literally, you mouth breathing monkeys who just want to watch to hot chicks make out.

But seriously, the trendy lesbianism needs to stop. And I love to see hot chicks making out. However, it makes me sad when you see two young women resorting to degradation of themselves and each other to garner some attention from a couple of idiot frat boys.

Attention all women between the ages of 16 and 25:
MAKING OUT WITH ANOTHER GIRL WILL NOT GET YOU:
1) Respect
2) Daddy’s Love
3) Frankie J. Guido The 5th’s Love
4) Respect
5) Anyone to like you
6) Daddy to come back/stop beating you/stop beating mommy/etc

What I don’t understand is that women hold the key. We have the pudding. Hell, we are the pudding. Men will do almost anything for sex. ANYTHING. Yet we just throw it at them, like its underhanded slow pitch softball where if you can’t hit the ball in three strikes they bust out a tee and let you hit off of that.

It has got to stop.

SGA Wednesday

2006-04-19T15:47:00.000-07:00

I feel that my incredible wit has been missing from my last posts. The truth is I’ve been really overwhelmed. Not just with schoolwork (although that’s been a huge part), but with being sick, working on my relationship with Dan, and work. It’s been a draining year really.

The last couple of weeks I have been busting my ass for SGA elections. I was appointed last semester and this year I actually had to run.

SGA itself is actually a good organization. There is plenty to make fun of, not quite as much as the Bush Administration but it’s not as dull as a Catholic Mass. However, I’ve got a few bones to pick. See, when I am dictator of the world, I will be doing things much better.

First, we have name “signs.” Ya know, those wedge shaped things that people have on their desks. But they are cheap ones (its SGA remember) and they are rather large. I mean, you can read them from probably over the DC border. Now there are only about 30 people in the legislature. And of course the Speaker is calling roll. If you weren’t a dumb bitch you would just look up and see whose seats are empty. In the time it took your cum guzzling ass to call the four names, I glanced around and took note that Meredith Hancock, Jason Grimes, and Sarah Barns were absent, and went back to watching porn.

Secondly, the SGA budget just came out. And of course every student group, from the Asian-American Student Union to the Hairy Transgendered Lesbians For The Unification Of Africa, is out to complain. These people are fighting tooth and nail for the couch change the SGA is throwing at them. I’m not joking. One of the legislators tossed 8 pennies, 3 paper clips, and a stick of gum at the Jewish A-Cappella Group.

Thirdly, God this shit is boring as hell. And I’m staving. I invested my 45 minutes and now I want a taco. Peace yo.

A Conversation.

2006-04-19T15:21:00.000-07:00

Paul: Adam Smith would kick your nuts
MeToo: Keynes is where it’s at

I am such a nerd.

Check Out The LJ

2006-04-19T15:17:00.000-07:00

I can't post this here. So check it out.

A Movie.

2006-04-19T15:05:00.000-07:00

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A Book.

2006-04-12T21:09:00.000-07:00

I just got Inga Musico’s new book. I am enthralled.

It came at the most opportune time. Tonight was the first night I wasn’t obligated to be at some SGA function, doing research, writing a paper, watching a movie on sex education, or hadn’t dropped into bed wholly exhausted.

I headed over to the local thrift store, hoping to procure a bookshelf for my room. That was unsuccessful but I managed to get two books and a pair of flip flops (for my roommate). I came home to a box of brand new books, fresh from Amazon.

I grabbed Autobiography of the Blue Eyed Devil and promptly spilled chicken curry all over it. I’ve been able to do nothing else aside from read this book since.

Her books make me so angry at times, at others I am in tears, I feel nauseated and empowered but most of all I think. Her writings make me examine my life closely.

Her first book, Cunt, was the first feminist novel I had ever read. She introduced me to home remedies for certain female problems, showed me an alternative to tampons, empowered me to avoid media that depicts rape, and essentially caused me to rethink my entire self. Especially in respect to men.

Reading her gave me the courage to walk away from a lot of painful things in my life at that point.

Now I’m reading her next book.

Watch out.

Ill.

2006-04-04T07:01:00.000-07:00

I spent my Spring Break in The Netherlands with Dan. Then I came home and got mono. Now I am dying.

That is all.

Packing.

2006-03-18T15:51:00.000-08:00

After spending a few years being told what to wear by an overly controlling boyfriend, I am finally starting to get back into my own sense of fashion.

It’s, in a word, absurd.

Take about a cup of crunchy hippie, throw in some bright colors Miro style, add a penchant for amusing and dirty tee shits, and an slight obsession with dangly earrings, and that is Molly..

My room looks like my closet erupted. I am trying to pack for my trip to Amsterdam. I’m watching a show on the History channel about how Star Trek has affected the world, eating Brie and crackers, and sucking down homemade lemonade like its my job.

I love me.

Irish Day

2006-03-17T22:37:00.000-08:00

An email to Dan...

As you know I def got up at 4am. I was sad you didn't get to say goodbye to me :( I got Carin and we headed in via the metro. Then we stood in line until almost 9. Right as we got to the door O.A.R. went on to play their first song. I was worried because I had heard that Carbon Leaf was playing first and I didn't think I'd get to see them because we wouldn't get in in time. We met some chic in line who's friends had ditched her so the three of us shoved our way to a decent spot to watch O.A.R. When the bands switched to Carbon Leaf a bunch of people left so we managed to get an even better spot. The performance was awesome!!!! I was nervous because you had mentioned that the last time you say them they weren't fantastic. This was wowing.

After they went on, we cleared out cus I'm not a huge Soul Asylum fan and I figured the real fans should get our awesome, I can almost touch the stage, spot. So we head out to go to the bathroom and I hear "Molly." I'm like what the hell? I turn around and chin = floor. I ran into my former next door neighbors from PA. The last time I saw these guys was like middle school. They used to pick on me because I was the only girl in the neighborhood! I was psyched!! So we hung out with them for awhile and Lee bought us beers.

Finally I make it to the bathroom and the line is insane. However right next to the line is the Carbon Leaf merchandise stand. So I wander over cus I want to buy a tee shirt and as I walk up the lead singer also walks up. So I make him sign my CD. I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPHED CD. I don't own anything else with an autograph on it. Every time I get something signed I give it to Luke. Not this time bitches!

So we drink some more, head to Plato's, eat massive quantities of food, I take Lee and Brian to the metro, come home and crash. I woke up at like 9, got a hold of Anne and Brit, and now I am headed back out. Best. St. Pattys. Day. Ever.

Monogamy.

2006-03-13T22:23:00.000-08:00

s I write this, I am torn between a happiness beyond all description, a familiar feeling of disappointment, and outrage. I love how one medium sized word could elicit all of these emotions.

I saw him tonight. The monkey wrench in the blissful happiness that I have entwined myself in. I found out that he broke up with his girlfriend earlier this week. I found this out when he contacted me, teasing me with the passionate memories, offering to do those things to my body all over again.

And I said no.

He ordered me. He pushed every button. He tantalized and baited and goaded. He offered me everything I’ve been craving, everything I’m too afraid to tell Dan.

And I said no.

Then I saw him. Fate has a funny way of biting you in the ass. You’re coasting along, thinking that you are in the clear, when suddenly Fate is there. The windshield you are smashing through, because of course you didn’t bother with a seatbelt.

The flashbacks of those nights. I ogled him. I became wet. I wanted him. I stared coyly and he stared back. He was jaunted and cool. I was a wreck, as usual. For once, I want to be the cool one. The one in charge of their emotions. The one who knows. Knows.

And I said no.

Suddenly, I had the flash of insight I needed. Like a white hot spark, it hit me. The answer.

I didn’t say no because I was afraid of disappointing Dan. I didn’t say no because I was trying to prove that I could do this monogamy thing. I said no because I didn’t want to.

But I wanted to.

But I didn’t.

I didn't.

I.

Didn't.

South Dakota is Fired.

2006-03-08T08:26:00.000-08:00

I'm going to be sick.

Basically if you aren't a virgin, you're subhuman. And it damn well better be a brutal rape, if you don't want to have to live with the product of it for the rest of your life.

I'm a Geek.

2006-03-06T10:27:00.000-08:00

I'm working on my thesis and as I'm researching, I come across an article titled "Sodomy and the Queerness Problem in Public Schools."

UMD doesn't subscribe to the journal.

UMD is fired.

That is all.

[EDIT]
The "Queerness Problem" refers to a philosophical argument that moral facts seem "queer" because they are utterly different than any other fact. It does not refer to gays as a problem.

I am not a Republican, I have a soul.

Revelation.

2006-03-01T19:10:00.000-08:00

I don’t know who I am anymore.

When Dan and I first started dating, we had sex that blew my mind. I had never, ever enjoyed sex that was slow, sensual, and gentle. Ever. I had always liked things rough. I was stunned for days about how fucktastic it was and how much I liked it.

As our relationship progressed, I pushed him to more rough and speedier sex. It felt safer there. I was better able to control things (how ironic). Yet the sex dissatisfying. I found myself wanting it slower and more passionate.

Tonight, for the first time in awhile, I watched porn. I went to a site on a recommendation of a friend who has suggested stuff in the past. I was almost sick. Stuff that used to turn me on totally disgusted me.

Who am I anymore?

Happy!

2006-02-20T18:13:00.000-08:00

So here is my newest update...

I’m chillin’ out at my house, getting ready for a soccer game. Ani talked me into play intermural soccer this year, and I’m excited about it.

Things with Dan have been wonderful. We’ve have a few fights but we are moving forward and I have never been this happy. He always makes me smile. Actually my cheeks kinda hurt from all the smiling.

I was concerned when we first got together that he wasn’t going to be passionate enough (not in a sexual sense, in a romantic sense) to make me happy. But he has astounded me at every turn. From Valentines Day to the simple I Love Yous, I continue to be amazed at how perfect he is, how he seems to just do all the things I’ve never vocalized needing.

There have been bumps, lots of them. And there will be more.. He has been so patient with all of my little (and big) idiosyncracies. Seriously, he’s mine. And I will cut a bitch.

That is all.

MessageBoard.

2006-02-17T18:42:00.000-08:00

New Messageboard.

Join and enjoy people.

There Is A Reason He Is My Valentine

2006-02-14T10:32:00.000-08:00

Dan and I were discussing Former Sen. Hart today and I am thoroughly amused at my own wittiness.

Bush is to Hart-Rudman as Tarantino is to every decent but unknown movie that came out between 1950 and 1970.

If you get this joke, you’re probably as much of a nerd as I am. Or you live with me and have to listen to my frequent raving.

12 red roses + 1 adorably fuzzy teddy bear + 9 milk & white chocolate Oreos = the best Valentines Day ever!!!

What Should I Be...

2006-02-12T11:55:00.000-08:00

I stole it from Dan.

Apprently I am perfectly good at nothing, unlike some people who are perfect at basically everything...

You scored as Philosophy. You should be a Philosophy major!
Like the Philosopher, you are contemplative and you enjoy
thinking about the purpose for humanity's existence.

Philosophy

92%

Psychology

92%

Sociology

83%

English

83%

Theater

83%

Mathematics

75%

Journalism

75%

Anthropology

75%

Linguistics

58%

Dance

50%

Biology

50%

Art

42%

Engineering

33%

Chemistry

25%

Up and Running

2006-02-12T08:49:00.000-08:00

So I've finally switched my e-life over to webspace that hasn't been contaminated by certain ex's. I'm posting equally on LJ and Blogger. Its been a rough and tumultuous coupla of weeks, but overall things are good. And getting better. I've booked my ticket to go see Dan. I'm leaving March 20th and I'll be getting home March 27.

I woke up this morning and we are snowed in!! Yeah for white stuff... ;)

Pic

2005-05-24T09:46:00.000-07:00