Olbermann Verbally Beats O’Reilly In The Nuts With A Spiked Club.

O’Reilly made a huge fuck up on his show, basically screwing up a history lesson a monkey with some flashcards could have taught. That isn’t unusual.

Then Olbermann berates him so badly that I went cowering into a corner.

Here are some of the great excerpts:

“Abraham Lincoln did not shoot John Wilkes Booth. Titanic did not sink a north Atlantic iceberg. And FOX News is neither fair nor balanced. These are facts intelligible to all adults, most children, and some of your more discerning domesticated animals. But not, as the third story on the COUNTDOWN prove yet again, not to Bill-O.”

Why is claiming that an adult is dumbed than a dog still funny after 2^nd grade? I have no idea, but Olbermann pulls it off like no other.

“The guilty pleasure offered by the existence of Bill O‘Reilly is simple but understandable, 99 times out of 100, when we belly up to the Bill-O bar of bluster, nearly every time we partake of the movable falafel feast he serves us nothing but comedy, farce, slapstick, unconscious self-mutilation, the Sideshow Bob of commentators forever stepping on the same rake, forever muttering the same grunted, inarticulate surrender, forever resuming the circle that will take him back to the same rake. The Sisyphus of morons, if you will. But this is the 100^th time out of 100.”

The Sideshow Bob of commentators? The Sisyphus of morons? Look out Shakespeare…

“Clark is a retired four-star general, was for four years supreme allied commander of NATO in Europe. First in his class at West Point, wounded in Vietnam, earned the Bronze star, the Silver Star and has streets named for him in Alabama and in Kosovo. Therefore, naturally O‘Reilly knows much more about the military than General Clark does.”

Is it just me or does Olbermann have anger management issues? I feel like next he’s going to throw a chair at the camera and that big bald guy from the Jerry Springer show is going to show up and put him in a headlock.

“When you are that wrong, when you are defending Nazi war criminals and pinning their crimes on Americans and you get caught doing so twice, you‘re supposed to say I‘m sorry, I was wrong, and then you‘re supposed to shut up for a long time.”

If I had a magic genie, that’s the first thing I would wish for.

You really should watch the Countdown clip. The smack down is hardly down justice in the transcripts.